Comments on: What’s In The News? http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/ What do you do AFTER the kids grow up? I COOK! Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:42:40 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: caroldee http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/comment-page-1/#comment-4185 caroldee Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:52:56 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/#comment-4185 HI DONNA Happy 4th of JULY to you! Thought I would come by and wish you that.... and boy are you ever right. I NEVER in my lifetime thought I would EVER see a celeb FUNERAL on all networks. GOOD GRIEF. CAN WE SAY BIZZARE!!! Hope you and the gang are having a wonderful holiday... Take care : ) HI DONNA Happy 4th of JULY to you! Thought I would come by and wish you that…. and boy are you ever right. I NEVER in my lifetime thought I would EVER see a celeb FUNERAL on all networks. GOOD GRIEF. CAN WE SAY BIZZARE!!! Hope you and the gang are having a wonderful holiday… Take care : )

]]> By: thesleepdeprivedmomma http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/comment-page-1/#comment-4141 thesleepdeprivedmomma Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:27:58 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/#comment-4141 Hey, I sent you an email. Hey, I sent you an email.

]]> By: MO http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/comment-page-1/#comment-4102 MO Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:44:10 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/whats-in-the-news/#comment-4102 I LOVE THE CHICKEN GUY!!!!!! When he said he was a chicken catcher, I got goose(chicken?) bumps all over my body. It would be just my luck to end up married to a guy who is a chicken catcher. Seriously. Can you IMAGINE?! But then he sang and I sat there with my mouth hanging open, and afterwards I cried. I loved that little girl too, but THIS GUY made my soul come out of my body and sit beside me, goggling at him. And then afterwards, when he was crying? I sobbed. See, there are these magical people hidden all over the world, and when they step into the spotlight, it reminds us that there is a God and he bestows incredible gifts that need to be shared with the world. I. Loved. Him. I can only hope that I'm one of those magical people, Donna. I want to touch people like that. With my writing. I certainly am not going to sing. Or dance. Or catch chickens. (I just run them down.) Now. The "What is sex" question. What IS sex? What did Clinton say? "Well, that depends on what your definition of IS is...." I will never pretend to understand people, seriously. I don't care if you just kissed another man or woman (if you're married) with or without tongue--THAT IS CHEATING, FOLKS. And CHEATING constitutes as a morally hurtful thing, especially when you are breaking vows. Who the hell cares what SEX is!! IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!! Soul mate. I'd love to meet that governor and kick him in the nuts. Hard. Soul mate my ass. If a married guy told me I was his soul mate, I'd kick him in the nuts too. Idiots-- Men. Are. IDIOTS. My apologies to all the nice men out there reading Donna's blog. No offense. But please admit you guys think with that little brain between your legs far more than you do the one between your ears. And no, I am not a lesbian. I'm waiting for Mike Rowe. MIKE--CALL ME!!! I didn't mean any of that regarding you! (Donna knows my number.) Anyhoo, I'm all in a tizzy and I should be working. (I remembered my deodorant today! Wheee!) I LOVE THE CHICKEN GUY!!!!!! When he said he was a chicken catcher, I got goose(chicken?) bumps all over my body. It would be just my luck to end up married to a guy who is a chicken catcher. Seriously. Can you IMAGINE?! But then he sang and I sat there with my mouth hanging open, and afterwards I cried. I loved that little girl too, but THIS GUY made my soul come out of my body and sit beside me, goggling at him. And then afterwards, when he was crying? I sobbed. See, there are these magical people hidden all over the world, and when they step into the spotlight, it reminds us that there is a God and he bestows incredible gifts that need to be shared with the world. I. Loved. Him.

I can only hope that I’m one of those magical people, Donna. I want to touch people like that. With my writing. I certainly am not going to sing. Or dance. Or catch chickens. (I just run them down.)

Now. The “What is sex” question. What IS sex? What did Clinton say? “Well, that depends on what your definition of IS is….” I will never pretend to understand people, seriously. I don’t care if you just kissed another man or woman (if you’re married) with or without tongue–THAT IS CHEATING, FOLKS. And CHEATING constitutes as a morally hurtful thing, especially when you are breaking vows. Who the hell cares what SEX is!! IT DOESN’T MATTER!!!!

Soul mate. I’d love to meet that governor and kick him in the nuts. Hard. Soul mate my ass. If a married guy told me I was his soul mate, I’d kick him in the nuts too. Idiots– Men. Are. IDIOTS. My apologies to all the nice men out there reading Donna’s blog. No offense. But please admit you guys think with that little brain between your legs far more than you do the one between your ears.

And no, I am not a lesbian. I’m waiting for Mike Rowe. MIKE–CALL ME!!! I didn’t mean any of that regarding you! (Donna knows my number.)

Anyhoo, I’m all in a tizzy and I should be working. (I remembered my deodorant today! Wheee!)

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