Comments on: Telemarketers

By: MO

MO — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:29:22 +0000

I’m going to try that peeing on the phone one. See if that works.

I’ll let you know…

By: sleepdeprivedmomma

sleepdeprivedmomma — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:52:08 +0000

First . . . I have to pee really bad but I’m going to post this comment first. Cause I love you like that!!!!
Second . . . I have handed the phone to the “person who makes financial decisions” in my home . . . ELDER when she was about 3 (way back when) and now Younger. After a matter of seconds, I’d hear the familiar “If you’d like to make a call, please hangup and try again.”. Apparently, they don’t like talking to toddlers. You could pretend. Use a baby voice and tell them you just went Poo-Poo.

By: julz

julz — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:33:32 +0000

I love love love #2!! I HAVE to try it! hahaha My favorite was heavy breathing, not of the porn variety though, just heavy deep, methodic breathing, then when they stop and ask if everything is alright – I ask them to come over to the dark side. hehe, that usually works. That or i ask them if they have found God. *beam*

lovies!
me
xx

By: Lori

Lori — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:33:59 +0000

I was going through a divorce at the time. The phone rang.

“How are you today?” cheery voice squeaks.

“What do you want?” I am clearly in no mood for telemarketers.

Silence.

“What the f*ck do you think I want?” “F*ck you.”

Click.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:21:51 +0000

I usually just hang up. I don’t even say anything – as soon as they start their pitch I’m gone.

But some of these look pretty tempting…

By: caroldee

caroldee — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:53:34 +0000

Exactly why I got an answering system that they mostly hang up on. Unless a person speaks up and I know who it is… I aint answering it!! They disgust me.. Ilike the one that tells the caller.. “hey I gotta go PEE and hang up! LOL : )

By: Kerrie

Kerrie — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:27:02 +0000

Oh Donna,

These are just fantastic….I loved them all and I have now copied the list!

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:52:26 +0000

since you asked…..just today i at work i told a representative from dun and bradstreet when he wanted to speak to the person in charge of the business decisions of the company that he couldn’t talk to him because “dude, do you see the time? it’s 5:00pm. and it’s a friday and I’m going home.”

he apologized profusely and explained that he is in arizona (i’m in NJ).

I told him “sucks to be you” and hung up on him.

not nice i know.

but really……5pm on a friday. what did he expect??