I interupt this daily blog post to bring you my tale of disturbing computer issues. I believe an alien has taken over my computer at home and is in the middle of an anal probe. It HATES all my memory card slots and totally rejects my external hard drive. Whenever I try to use either (because that’s where all my pictures are!), it just reboots itself. Poof! Reboot. “You weren’t doing anything important, were you?” it says to me all innocent-like. Bastard!

I don’t want to slick it and start over until I can keep it booted up long enough to move stuff off of it. . . but that requires me to be able to use a USB port. . . and it HATES them. It won’t let me stick ANYTHING into any of its orafices. I’ve tried everything. . . even whispering sweet nothings to its memory card. Damn aliens have ruined my computer’s zest for life.

I WILL resume daily blog posts when I am able to keep my computer booted for more than three minutes. . . or until I throw it out the window and buy a new one.

If anyone has any advice to how to save my sweet computer, I’m all ears.