I have recently found a new site that I MUST visit everyday.  Twenty Four At Heart.  She has an incredible sense of humor despite having suffered for years from a debilitating car accident and I love her point of view and her style that she expresses in her writing.  She’s had some really interesting posts on the differences between men and women and how each views SEX.  Here is the first one that got the conversation/debate going – Sex And Hello Are Not The Same Thing.  The comments are just as interesting as her posts. 

In her latest post, she shared with us some of the Internet Search Engine subjects that have led people to her site, and they were HYSTERICAL.  Seriously, people!  Go check her out.

This prompted me to look at Search Engine stats.  I usually don’t pay much attention to them because they’re usually for something Jeep related.  (I know.  My title is really stupid, but I’m lame like that.)  Today, however, I found some doozies and was inspired to share.

1. hot blonde feels guy up under table – I seriously don’t remember EVER writing anything like that.  I AM blonde, but I’m not a hot blonde, and I don’t recollect feeling any guys up under any tables anytime in the last several . . . . okay. . . possibly never.

2. when kids grow up you feel you are old – Yeah, I’ll buy that one.

3. how do u ” roast ” a friend ? – I laughed my ass off because when I read this the first time, I interpreted “roast” as in the cooking version of roast, like roast a chicken.  Then the “DUH!” moment hit me. 

4. babies that yell – Are these people actually looking for yelling babies?

5. “my little tushy” – Okay, now I’m really confused.

6. dancing beer can chicken – Bingo!  They found it here folks!

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(Sorry Mo! I know my little chicken gives you the willies)  I think he’s adorable.  Isn’t he adorable?  And he was really quite tasty.  Although, it WAS kinda weird shoving the beer can up its ass end.

What’s on your Search Engine Stats?