Comments on: Office Humor http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/ What do you do AFTER the kids grow up? I COOK! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:05:51 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: MO http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1458 MO Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:04:10 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1458 Yes, I need to write a book too. Mine will be, perhaps, "How Many Days It Takes To Shave My Legs." Or, "How High Does One Go When Shaving Legs Before It Becomes A Brazilian." Or, "Help, Bring The Weed Eater!" Perhaps I'll research who the Sadistic Moron was who invented women shaving their accoutrements and then make a voodoo doll and cover it with all the hair I've shaved off my body in preparation for Mexico. Then I'm going to make little razor cuts all over it. See how he or she likes it. Of course he or she is dead by now, but....it will give me great satisfaction, ok? If God hadn't invented men, Donna? The world would be full of hairy fat women. I'm not sure if that would be a better world, actually, so now I'm unsure of where I'm going with this. What was my original point? Oh yeah. Writing a book. Yada yada. I can do that. Yes, I need to write a book too. Mine will be, perhaps, “How Many Days It Takes To Shave My Legs.” Or, “How High Does One Go When Shaving Legs Before It Becomes A Brazilian.” Or, “Help, Bring The Weed Eater!”

Perhaps I’ll research who the Sadistic Moron was who invented women shaving their accoutrements and then make a voodoo doll and cover it with all the hair I’ve shaved off my body in preparation for Mexico. Then I’m going to make little razor cuts all over it. See how he or she likes it. Of course he or she is dead by now, but….it will give me great satisfaction, ok?

If God hadn’t invented men, Donna? The world would be full of hairy fat women. I’m not sure if that would be a better world, actually, so now I’m unsure of where I’m going with this.

What was my original point? Oh yeah. Writing a book. Yada yada. I can do that.

]]> By: Twenty Four At Heart http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1433 Twenty Four At Heart Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:06:16 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1433 What kind of tree is that? It looks beautiful! And I look forward to your book! What kind of tree is that? It looks beautiful! And I look forward to your book!

]]> By: dw http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1430 dw Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:28:19 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1430 (as you can see, I'm getting paranoid in my old age) Well - which one am I? I'm just the one you gives you the decoy phone call. I think we should lock the door, and of course, I should not touch your batch files or any of your directories. Hopefully Monday will be a better day, but we'll only know by about 3pm. Hope you are having a nice weekend. (as you can see, I’m getting paranoid in my old age)

Well – which one am I? I’m just the one you gives you the decoy phone call. I think we should lock the door, and of course, I should not touch your batch files or any of your directories. Hopefully Monday will be a better day, but we’ll only know by about 3pm. Hope you are having a nice weekend.

]]> By: thesleepdeprivedmomma http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1418 thesleepdeprivedmomma Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:52:19 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1418 The Watercooler I don't know if you guys actually have one . . . but . . . Miss hearing that smile in your blog. It was nice to get some of it today. Hugs and love! The Watercooler

I don’t know if you guys actually have one . . . but . . .

Miss hearing that smile in your blog. It was nice to get some of it today. Hugs and love!

]]> By: Mel http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1414 Mel Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:47:12 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1414 "As the Office Stomach Churns" Guaranteed hit! “As the Office Stomach Churns”

Guaranteed hit!

]]> By: Demery http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1411 Demery Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:39:15 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1411 YES! BLUE SKY heals all wounds - don't you think? Well, maybe not, but it sure helps. I don't even care if it's 40 degrees out if the sky is blue and the sun is shining. Of course I would prefer a nice 70-75 day, but blue sky is the most important. My mood is always definately higher when the sky is bluer. Sweetpea too. This cold is killing her, she is craving sunshine and warmth. If I had the money I'd take her someplace warm. She can't fly without causing increased pain so that almost means driving her to Southern California again. That's NOT gonna happen. YES! BLUE SKY heals all wounds – don’t you think? Well, maybe not, but it sure helps. I don’t even care if it’s 40 degrees out if the sky is blue and the sun is shining. Of course I would prefer a nice 70-75 day, but blue sky is the most important. My mood is always definately higher when the sky is bluer. Sweetpea too. This cold is killing her, she is craving sunshine and warmth. If I had the money I’d take her someplace warm. She can’t fly without causing increased pain so that almost means driving her to Southern California again. That’s NOT gonna happen.

]]> By: Julz http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1408 Julz Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:15:44 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1408 can I get an autographed copy? pretty please? :) can I get an autographed copy? pretty please? :)

]]> By: caroldee http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-1406 caroldee Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:56:38 +0000 http://yellowjeepblonde.com/office-humor/#comment-1406 OMG that pic is gorgeous!! No blooms here for at least another MONTH.. you are so lucky!! A book how cool. I know you can do it as for titles who knows.. sometimes they get changed many times before it goes to print anyway. Hope you get to write it someday. I think Mo should write one too!! Take care : ) OMG that pic is gorgeous!! No blooms here for at least another MONTH.. you are so lucky!! A book how cool. I know you can do it as for titles who knows.. sometimes they get changed many times before it goes to print anyway. Hope you get to write it someday.
I think Mo should write one too!! Take care : )

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