Comments on: Obama In Chesapeake

By: julz

julz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:58:37 +0000

I have never been into the celebs either… hehe – ok ok – who am I kidding, man some of those people may put their pants on one leg at a time but dang ~ they certainly aren’t human. or maybe its envy, I WANNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS! *pretty please?*

By: Mo

Mo — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:12:47 +0000

I thought you were going to tell us you have an undying lust for Joseph Biden or something. Honestly, that’s where my mind was when you were waxing rhapsodic over guys you should have had the hots for.

Maybe because I just told my children that in his day, Joe Biden was a hottie. They almost had me committed then and there, and since my elderly fate rests in their hands, I need to tread very carefully. I knew that with Jim in charge of my fate, he’d keep me around until I couldn’t hold my poo anymore, just so I could serve him. But my kids won’t care. They’ll lock me up at the first sign of senility. Melanie’s always admired something I own and in the next breath says, “Can I have it when you die?” That makes me watch my back every single day, let me tell ya. I’ve caught her gazing at me in deep contemplation lately. I need to lock my bedroom door at night.

I forgot where I was going with this post. Melanie just walked into the room and I screamed a little…..

By: sleepdeprivedmomma

sleepdeprivedmomma — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:09:54 +0000

My Momma would sell her left tit . . . or me . . . to get a chance to swwon for Tom Seleck. LOVE LOVE LOVES him!! LOL
I think she has that photo of him on her desk. NOT. EVEN. KIDDING.
As for the tooting . . . I remember being little and my brother letting one rip. I, being a highly competitive child, let one go to try to match it. My brother and I started laughing and my daddy walked in to see what we were up to (we were USUALLY fighting) and I told him I . . . FARTED. My daddy almost died right there. It seems that little girls DO NOT FART, they fluff. That sent me and BigBro into more hysterical fits of laughter that inspired much more . . . uh . . . fluffing. I think that was probably to first time I realized that I would NEVER please my daddy. Damn . . . that’s like therapy. I need to come by here and blurt out deep dark secrets more often.

Love ya! Hope Fay doesn’t get TOO swept up by that front and come to roost on YOUR doorstep. She didn’t cause much of anything here. Yet. KNOCK ON WOOD.

Hugs and Love!

By: caroldee

caroldee — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:21:55 +0000

TOMMY. WOW sight for my tired eyes this morning. HOW COOL you cannot be swwayed by anyone. I BET.LOL Someday some celeb will knock your socks off sister! Hehehh.. I think it is the novelty(if you can call it that) of the first black candidate for president. Now he picked an old fart to run with him that I heard this morning was in congress when OBAMA was 11. I can hardly believe that.. anyway..
we will see how it all unfolds but hey. I would have flashed that poor copter pilot and run in the house LOL.. made his day or made him crash one!
Just toooo funny.. Have a great day!