Today was a sad day at the office as it was my main boss’s last day. He’s yet another victim of this downward spiral of an economy. He was also the source for which I could rely on to eat all the baked goods that I’m forever experimenting with. Now DeWitte is still here, but his wife is training him to step away from the sugar and the butter and the fat (basically anything that’s tasty), so he never eats my goodies. What will I do now? Eat them myself? I can’t do that. I don’t bake for the eating part. I taste, then I’m done and am more than happy to pass on for others’ enjoyment (only if it turned out good. bad recipes get trashed with sad faces)

So on this day. . . I thought I’d lean toward something funny. And after the big, fat, going away lunch we had and the cake and ice cream later, I thought of this picture that’s always made me laugh. How true this is.

And another place I know that I can count on for something funny is this guy’s site, My Rojak and Cocktail. I don’t know him, but I know that you’re always bound to find something to laugh at when you go there. Here is a prime example:

IT’S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION

WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car’s hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

CLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What men have to call “boinking” to get women to boink.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.