I made Lemon Bars from a new recipe last night. They sounded different than mine, so I wanted to see if they were better.

They were not. Not even close.

So instead of posting about some lackluster Lemon Bars today, I took this idea from my good friend, SleepDeprivedMomma, instead. I thought finishing these sentences would be fairly quick and painless. As it turns out, it was making me think entirely too hard to create serious sentences. So I went with off-the-cuff answers. I’m quicker like that. And I’m all about some quick and easy; especially this week.

So THIS is how my brain works when under fire.

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I want…
I have… a very FLAT ass.
I fear… losing Internet access.
I hear… Frosty the Freakin’ Snowman in my head.
I search for… new recipes everyday! (it’s a sickness)
I wonder… if I’ll ever learn how to use Photoshop.
I regret… my 30s.
I love… my boys fiercely!
I always eat… enough said!
I try not… to punch rude people.
I seem… to be a Loser magnet.
I know… I can’t run very fast. . . or very far.
I feel… pretty soft!
I dance… to the beat of my own drummer.
I dream of… a bigger kitchen.
I sing… like Leona Lewis when I’m in the car.
I laugh because… I’m one step away from the looney bin!
I can’t… stand licorice or bad attitudes!
I write… brilliant thoughts on notepads all over my house.
I cry… when The Young and the Restless doesn’t record on my DVR .
I sleep… if and when my brain ever lets me.
I am… fast approaching 50!
I see… “dead people”. (not really)
I should… exercise, but eewww!
I need… to get a grip! That’s what I need.

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I’ll post MY Lemon Bar recipe soon.