My scary little skeletons almost 20 years ago. Aren’t they precious?
My oldest STILL dresses up. He loves Halloween and loves the “shock factor” even more!
Tonight, he’s going to a Halloween party at his friends’ house dressed as a baby; more specifically, Baby Herman in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”.
I can’t wait to see this! My boy is a hoot! Completely unafraid and funny as Hell. And I’m pretty sure that his baby bottle won’t be filled with milk. I will post the frightening results tomorrow if I can get my hands on some
Here are some repeat Halloween jokes just to get you started in the Halloween spirit. Most of these jokes are real groaners (get it, Halloween…. GROANERS hahahaha hehehe uhhh yeah). Sorry, anyway…
Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?
A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test!!!
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It’s good for the bones.
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They’re good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!
Q. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
A. Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
A. At the blood bank.
Q. When does a ghost need a license?
A. During “haunting” season.
Q. What was the witches’ favorite subject in school?
Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A. A dead ringer.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don’t spook until your spooken to.
Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
A. “You are driving me batty.”
Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
A. The dentist!
Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?