For the last several months, my job has been a bit of a . . . . well, what can I say. . . a challenge. My immediate boss sent this to me while he was on vacation. He’s a funny guy. Welcome to my world.

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

• Workloads getting to you?

• Feeling stressed?

• Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and 2 rubber bands. (See Fig. 1)

Fig. 1

Assemble items as demonstrated in Fig. 2.

Fig. 2

Apply as shown in Fig. 3.

Fig. 3

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you reach the end of a productive workday with a smile on your face!

The Management